ojingeoburn: rideadove:(bowman) I’m taking on...
Raccoons of South Carolina
rideadove: 5:30 AM on a weekend outside by bedroom window are neither the time OR place for your raccoon bullshit.
Iowa Same-Sex Marriage Poll: 92% Say It Hasn't... →
Hah, That really would be right in line. Adding in some gay people who are not getting married, and crazies who are really worried how this is gonna make it easier for the aliens to take over. keepyourselfwarm: I’m gonna just go ahead and assume the remaining 8% are gay.
Allan: so what happen to this whole irony thing?
Allan: i thought you weren't going to display or use irony any more in your humor.
Jackson: I only said that ironically.
Allan: My gay-dar is attuned for maximum sensitivity
Nick: I see, that's good to know!
Allan: I doubt it matters much to you.
Nick: Well, there's always the spy work.
Allan: Spy work?
Nick: We know little of someone, just that he's gay. You could sniff him out
Allan: Hahaha. It doesn't work like that. The gaydar system requires the subject to be acquired and observed before determination of sexuality.
Nick: ah, dern. Well then, i've no use for it!
Allan: we have had the best scientists in the field of homosexuality working on it for years.
Nick: can't believe they don't have a fast-acting handheld device yet
Nick: oh god, don't even respond to that.
I really think this is clever and orginal.
Being grown up is:
I’m in a silent battle to to see how long it will take my roommates to put the toilet paper on the roll. Being disappointed is: Unfortunately I already know that I’m the one that will it put it on there, because I actually give a damn about the place I live in. rideadove: Remembering to get a roll of toilet paper BEFORE sitting down to take a dump. Being disappointed is: ...
My Friends Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6) →
executivebeard: Intelligence (24) Silver Daggers (14) The Nervous Jerks (12) Modest Mouse (12) Ty Segall (12) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz Ty Segall is really great! yeah yeah yeah!