“Show your pass, pard!” cried the one that had been stuck in a corner of the lobby of the Candleton Travellers’ Hotel for the last two hundred and thirty-four years. Embossed on the rusty lozenge of its head was a six-pointed star. It had over the years managed to dig a shallow concavity in the steel-sheathed wall blocking its way, but that was all.
“Show your pass, pard! Elevated radiation levels possible south and east of town! Show your pass, pard! Elevated radiation levels possible south and east of town!”
A bloated rat, blind and dragging its guts behind it in a sac like a rotten placenta, struggled over the posse robot’s feet. The posse robot took no notice, just went on butting its steel head into the steel wall. “Show your pass, pard! Elevated radiation levels possible, dad rattit and gods cuss it!” Behind it, in the hotel bar, the skulls of men and women who had come in here for one last drink before the cataclysm caught up with them grinned as if they had died laughing. Perhaps some of them had"
— Stephen King, The Dark Tower IV
If you stop in a dusty town and are hired to fight a demon, keep your attention sharp. The person who hired you is likely to be the demon. Don’t look far for any possessing force.
If your evil company has a dark research lab in the Antarctic there are several security measures to be sure to follow.
- Don’t reanimate the mind/a small part of the body of your evil genius founder. He is likely to be upset by the fact so little of his body is left but he is alive again.
- Don’t put his body into wheelchair that has all the mobility of a fridge on wheels. People don’t like being an Admiral Pike (TOS style)
- I’m sure you will want to centrally monitor health vitals. Keep in mind your now dear founder is deranged, sieltnly and quickly loosing his mind. An evil genius, with the right motivation, will hack the computer system and figure out how to release the neurotoxin through out the research base.
- For all of it’s wonderful uses in a cybernetics research lab, don’t have neurotoxin in a central delivery system across the entire facility.
To sum it up INSANE REVIVED EVIL GENUS + NEUROTOXIN + BASE SELF DESTRUCT = YOU WILL ALL DIE
IREG + NT + BAS = YWAD
His high holiness Ali Baba of the Diaspora
Grand Vicar of Ceremonies
God Emperor and Savoir of All Humanity
Supreme Chancellor of the Greater Local Continuum
Hegemon of known Reality